Am I Cultivating a Fake Immortal?

"'You're saying invisibility isn't actually like this?'" "'And water escape technique isn't about making water disappear?'" "'Hey now, don't go too far! This formation of mine is clearly practical, how can you call it inexplicable?'" "Gu Yuan was furious, but faced with the unanimous opinions of the experts, he still fell into deep thought." "'Could it be that I've been cultivating fake immortality?'" "The experts replied: 'It's definitely fake! But if you release us first, we'll practice fake immortality with you from now on, okay?'" "PS: Still subverting cultivation tropes, still lighthearted style. Already have a popular work in the same genre, please enjoy with confidence."