After the Memo Was Synced to His Phone

That plastic husband of hers is the most sarcastic person Li Sui has ever met in her life. When a guy tried to hit on her and asked her out for a stroll— Zhou Jinghuai: "Sorry, she's already walked the dog." When her mother urged them to have children— Zhou Jinghuai: "Got snipped." Mother: "Why?" Zhou Jinghuai: "Limited time 20% off. Can't miss such a bargain." When she stood up for the little dog— Her: "Why were you so cold to it back then?" Zhou Jinghuai: "It's kinda ugly." Her: "What about me? Was I ugly too? Why were you cold to me?" Zhou Jinghuai: "Not that. I was just being rude." Every time she got annoyed by his sharp tongue, Li Sui would habitually use his name as a temp...