A Thousand Crossings

Three years after our breakup, I was kidnapped, and my ex-boyfriend was negotiating business with the head of the kidnappers right in front of me. I shouted, “Husband, save me!” My ex-boyfriend remained cold-faced, not even sparing me a glance. “Brother Chen, President Chen, Buddha Chen…” Seeing that he was still ignoring me, I grew furious. “Chen Wu, you bastard! Are you just going to watch me die without helping?!” My ex-boyfriend’s eyes reddened, and finally, he spoke to me, word by word: “My. Name. Is. Jiang. Du!” Huh? I didn’t even get a single character right!